Eventful Sunday

So cruising around with Leen, to help her look for a car so Chris can stop toting her around, and this C*@$$ on a bike downtown is weaving in and out of traffic so I call him as such. Then he tries to kick the car. When I stop he pedals over to the other side's sidewalk and I kept going. Well two blocks later at the light at 6th and Mass. for all those watching channel 6 to see this jerk @$$ threw something at my car. I got out and he ran across to the other side by the newspaper dock. He wanted me to let him take off his backpack then swung and me, and I obliged him with a leg pull to the ground. then I crammed into his eye socket with one finger just past the knuckle closest to the tip, and I have a mighty need to cut my finger nails. After his squirming ceased, I threw him in a choke hold, and just as he was fading two dips came up to try and save this complete stranger from his @$$ whooping that he truly deserved, after debating for a moment I released this idiot, picked up my shades, and got back in the car. His swing missed me and the only thing he had was either him trying to grab me on the way down, or it was the weakest rib shot ever.