I realized that yes it is funny

count the # of times g/f is used:

So tonight I was invited to dinner by a girl that I would have liked to be my g/f, Nick's Sister, but since she had a paper to write the last time I asked her somewhere; which just so happened to be a party that I was going to use her as a reason to leave so I wouldn't have to see an ex g/f, I ended up going with a diffent ex g/f, and after that wound up with my current g/f, it's just a friends encounter.