After last night your hate mail reads something like this.

Weeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll,

James' a bitch, he's a big fat bitch,
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday he's a bitch
On Tuesday he's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday he's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
He's u super king kong mega mega bitach!

Have you ever met my big fat James,
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He's a mean old bitch, he has stupid hair,
He's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
He's a stupid bitch, James' a bitch,
And he's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Sung in three different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my big fat James,
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He's a mean old bitch, he has stupid hair,
He's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
He's a stupid bitch, James' a bitch,
And he's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
James! He's a big fat, fucking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Jamesssssssssss......
Yeahhhhh.... Chaaaaa~