Hooray! and then some
YAY! Athena moved in today. *dances* Wicked cool lady with same mellowness as myself, we used to smoke together back in the day. Oddly enough she introduced me to the first of the notorious three. good jefco times!
Then my random thoughts as work culminate into this:
1. Do not smile; you never know who is falling in love with your frown.
2. On breakups it is always easier to blame the party. Thus the "getting over" phase is usually accomplished when one either feels better with a "rebound" or by easily saying that it is the others fault. So for all my exes that I can think of in the order I can remember with durations by memory, here is the reason that they were my fault:
1. Dandi-Kindergarten-length unknown-I was too young and obviously trying to appear older.(she's now married)
2. Crystal-Kindergarten-length unknown-same reason.(she's now married)
3. Ronnie-Freshman-One Day-freaked me out, and I really wanted her friend Christie....(she's now married)
4. Billy Jo-Freshman-About a week-Though it was a mutual decision that there was more of a friendship than a romance I still originally made that choice independently.(she's now married)
5. Michelle-Freshman thru ?-length randomized-Off and on it was, but never really offical except maybe for a bit, you a senior, me a Freshman, then you to college, too busy for each other, and I was like a rebound. My fault for not pushing for more.(she's now married)(many other FWB's fall into this category and all FWB relationships, with one exception, I despise!)
6. Taarna-Junior/Senior-length unknown-I couldn't deal with your psycho parents, granted your mom did walk in on you losing your cherry, but yours was the first mom that didn't like me, and I couldn't deal with not kissing. (kissing I see as a strongpoint) In the end to high of maintence.(she's lost to the abyss known as JuCo where no one knows what happened after that)
7. Maida-Junior/Senior-one date-You were a prom date and nothing more, lost it to you, and you were terrible in my opinion. I found this grounds to never see you again, especially after you lied about it to Omar. Arrogance of Youth, my fault.(she went bat shit insane and moved to California within the week, and hasn't been heard from since)
8. Linley-never-no length-Dusty kept trying to set me up with his retarded g/f's retard friend, and I continually told you so. Just for added fun did I put in here, that you're dumb and ugly, and that's why it's my fault. I never gave you the chance. EVER. and never will.(who cares where she is)(also in the category is Snaggle tooth Sally)
9. Amy-Theater-time blends-I found you to be a prude. I got uber tired of your crap, and found you to be a hypocrite. I just gave up, because it was to me too much work.(she's married)
10. Notorious Three-JefCo-month or little more-Good times, no strings, then when one added strings I was not in the zone for that. So the one and only FWB(friends with benefits) that I liked was ruined, and that irked me to the point of I don't want to see you ever again. My fault for not being ready.(all are f'n' somebody else now, seperately and I think ones a full blown lesbo)
11. Marilyn, Celsea, Emily, and Christina-Theater-Not long-I decided to spread my attention around with four possible relationships, rather than aim for one, because I thought with one girl to concentrate on I messed things up faster. When two starting being slightly more serious I dropped the other two to focus on getting an actual relationship. My fault clearly semi-playing.
12. Marilyn and Christina-Theater+-month or more?-Continually asking them to define a relationship, I put too much pressure on both, and neither would give an answer. Mentally they seemed 99% the same to me so it was hard to choose. It pressured my roommates and myself until I finally chickened out and sent them both an email, whilst getting really f'd up in the middle of it. Way to obviously my fault I figured both would hate me and easy way out and then BAM they both still wanted to be with me, thus my inexperience in the matters worsened it all.
13. Marilyn-after theater-maybe a month-I couldn't deal with you wanting me to stop doing all the things I normally did as soon as we were official. I wasn't ready to change for you thus, my fault.(she's married)
14. Christina-a week after marilyn...maybe-nearly two years with two breaks-My fault was my philosophies. One I couldn't see how I could trust you after twice cheating on me. Two I don't think bisexual people will ever be faithful. My visions differed so much from yours that I bombarded myself constantly with the facts that I couldn't even trust you when I was there. So my fault was in not believing in your words, nor in my heart which constantly said trust her. My mind won out over the heart and then the heart grew a thick plating around it.
15. Megan-once to see if I still had something-one night-After breaking up with Christina, you were online, I said hi. You had broken with yours and I with mine. So you invited me over, and then make out during Bend it Like Beckham. Bolstering my confidence was all that did. Both realized why it happend and we were done. My fault is A. waiting to long to initiate, and B. Stopping at making out at your place. You are totally cool and good looking, but my fault was in that night losing all future chances.
16. Beetle girl-Gas Station-nothing yet-You have my number. My faults so far were in not getting your name, your number, or a definite date.
That's how I see it, but through the eyes of my friends and confidants:
1 and 2. MUTUAL you guys were in KINDERGARTEN for f's sake, no harm no foul.
3. You were blitzed out your mind when you agreed to her asking you out! The next day she had all kinds of stuff with your name on it man, coo coo bitch, and you are lucky for just a day.
4. That happened?
5. All we remember is the rumors beat the truth. Yeah FWB do suck... for you!
6. Mom was a fat Tiny Tim replica, way to be rid of her.
7. *shiver* Baby Turtle!!!
8. *frowns* Our bad...
9. Bonus, living up to the band name and breaking an ice queen at the same time.
10. Three, nuff said, you have accomplished all our goals plus one!
11 and 12. Nothing really happened in that phase, so no commitments equals no problems by you.
13. You were rebound, and did a lot for her, but most importantly go that bands a gig. Oh yeah and she broke up with you.
14. Cheater. She's probably moved on man, hell once a cheater always a cheater. We told you so.
15. WTG.
16. Good Luck.... wish we were dating strippers....
Ah the kind words of my boys when asked about their thoughts on the 16 in the past/hopeful future. So all are satisfied. Me I take the first instance. My side. It's my fault so move on. Laters. I just hope if I see them around they are adults now. Or that their men aren't.... damn not-so-secret desires to whoop ass!
Then my random thoughts as work culminate into this:
1. Do not smile; you never know who is falling in love with your frown.
2. On breakups it is always easier to blame the party. Thus the "getting over" phase is usually accomplished when one either feels better with a "rebound" or by easily saying that it is the others fault. So for all my exes that I can think of in the order I can remember with durations by memory, here is the reason that they were my fault:
1. Dandi-Kindergarten-length unknown-I was too young and obviously trying to appear older.(she's now married)
2. Crystal-Kindergarten-length unknown-same reason.(she's now married)
3. Ronnie-Freshman-One Day-freaked me out, and I really wanted her friend Christie....(she's now married)
4. Billy Jo-Freshman-About a week-Though it was a mutual decision that there was more of a friendship than a romance I still originally made that choice independently.(she's now married)
5. Michelle-Freshman thru ?-length randomized-Off and on it was, but never really offical except maybe for a bit, you a senior, me a Freshman, then you to college, too busy for each other, and I was like a rebound. My fault for not pushing for more.(she's now married)(many other FWB's fall into this category and all FWB relationships, with one exception, I despise!)
6. Taarna-Junior/Senior-length unknown-I couldn't deal with your psycho parents, granted your mom did walk in on you losing your cherry, but yours was the first mom that didn't like me, and I couldn't deal with not kissing. (kissing I see as a strongpoint) In the end to high of maintence.(she's lost to the abyss known as JuCo where no one knows what happened after that)
7. Maida-Junior/Senior-one date-You were a prom date and nothing more, lost it to you, and you were terrible in my opinion. I found this grounds to never see you again, especially after you lied about it to Omar. Arrogance of Youth, my fault.(she went bat shit insane and moved to California within the week, and hasn't been heard from since)
8. Linley-never-no length-Dusty kept trying to set me up with his retarded g/f's retard friend, and I continually told you so. Just for added fun did I put in here, that you're dumb and ugly, and that's why it's my fault. I never gave you the chance. EVER. and never will.(who cares where she is)(also in the category is Snaggle tooth Sally)
9. Amy-Theater-time blends-I found you to be a prude. I got uber tired of your crap, and found you to be a hypocrite. I just gave up, because it was to me too much work.(she's married)
10. Notorious Three-JefCo-month or little more-Good times, no strings, then when one added strings I was not in the zone for that. So the one and only FWB(friends with benefits) that I liked was ruined, and that irked me to the point of I don't want to see you ever again. My fault for not being ready.(all are f'n' somebody else now, seperately and I think ones a full blown lesbo)
11. Marilyn, Celsea, Emily, and Christina-Theater-Not long-I decided to spread my attention around with four possible relationships, rather than aim for one, because I thought with one girl to concentrate on I messed things up faster. When two starting being slightly more serious I dropped the other two to focus on getting an actual relationship. My fault clearly semi-playing.
12. Marilyn and Christina-Theater+-month or more?-Continually asking them to define a relationship, I put too much pressure on both, and neither would give an answer. Mentally they seemed 99% the same to me so it was hard to choose. It pressured my roommates and myself until I finally chickened out and sent them both an email, whilst getting really f'd up in the middle of it. Way to obviously my fault I figured both would hate me and easy way out and then BAM they both still wanted to be with me, thus my inexperience in the matters worsened it all.
13. Marilyn-after theater-maybe a month-I couldn't deal with you wanting me to stop doing all the things I normally did as soon as we were official. I wasn't ready to change for you thus, my fault.(she's married)
14. Christina-a week after marilyn...maybe-nearly two years with two breaks-My fault was my philosophies. One I couldn't see how I could trust you after twice cheating on me. Two I don't think bisexual people will ever be faithful. My visions differed so much from yours that I bombarded myself constantly with the facts that I couldn't even trust you when I was there. So my fault was in not believing in your words, nor in my heart which constantly said trust her. My mind won out over the heart and then the heart grew a thick plating around it.
15. Megan-once to see if I still had something-one night-After breaking up with Christina, you were online, I said hi. You had broken with yours and I with mine. So you invited me over, and then make out during Bend it Like Beckham. Bolstering my confidence was all that did. Both realized why it happend and we were done. My fault is A. waiting to long to initiate, and B. Stopping at making out at your place. You are totally cool and good looking, but my fault was in that night losing all future chances.
16. Beetle girl-Gas Station-nothing yet-You have my number. My faults so far were in not getting your name, your number, or a definite date.
That's how I see it, but through the eyes of my friends and confidants:
1 and 2. MUTUAL you guys were in KINDERGARTEN for f's sake, no harm no foul.
3. You were blitzed out your mind when you agreed to her asking you out! The next day she had all kinds of stuff with your name on it man, coo coo bitch, and you are lucky for just a day.
4. That happened?
5. All we remember is the rumors beat the truth. Yeah FWB do suck... for you!
6. Mom was a fat Tiny Tim replica, way to be rid of her.
7. *shiver* Baby Turtle!!!
8. *frowns* Our bad...
9. Bonus, living up to the band name and breaking an ice queen at the same time.
10. Three, nuff said, you have accomplished all our goals plus one!
11 and 12. Nothing really happened in that phase, so no commitments equals no problems by you.
13. You were rebound, and did a lot for her, but most importantly go that bands a gig. Oh yeah and she broke up with you.
14. Cheater. She's probably moved on man, hell once a cheater always a cheater. We told you so.
15. WTG.
16. Good Luck.... wish we were dating strippers....
Ah the kind words of my boys when asked about their thoughts on the 16 in the past/hopeful future. So all are satisfied. Me I take the first instance. My side. It's my fault so move on. Laters. I just hope if I see them around they are adults now. Or that their men aren't.... damn not-so-secret desires to whoop ass!
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